churchsext:

in case anyone was considering buying a shirt with that image, the man in the photo is requesting that people dont buy it 

(via ouijaboardsexting)



buffbon:

This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill, fifteen percent concentrated power of will, five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain, and a hundred percent reason to remember the name

buffbon:

This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill, fifteen percent concentrated power of will, five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain, and a hundred percent reason to remember the name

(via twerknugget)


dystopiamachine:

dietnutella:

nohomocide:

accent marks and italics can make any word look beautiful

bonèr

Chlàmydîa

gęńìtãl thüñdērštørm

(via guy)


seifukucat:

welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous. i’m seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd this week and i just have to say i’m really disappointed

(via raavaoli)


leopard-cub:

tumblr literally defies all things i’ve been taught:

  • don’t talk to strangers
  • don’t make friends online
  • don’t do anything stupid

(via gnarly)


lolcuteanimals:

Boston Terrier carrying her pup in a backpack.

lolcuteanimals:

Boston Terrier carrying her pup in a backpack.

(via zackisontumblr)


chekhov:

Who the fuck has crushes after you’re like ten years old just suck his dick and block him on iMessage

(via guy)


p0lariss:

*follows dreams* *dreams dont follow back* *unfollows dreams*

(via whitemayonnaisebitch)


dutchster:

heydiddlehiddleston:

does your brain ever just produce disturbingly violent thoughts out of nowhere
like terrible, horrible, thoughts
for no reason at all
and then you snap out of it and you’re like 
i don’t want to kill my mom
what the fuck

they’re called intrusive thoughts and apparently are very common

(via guy)